They should make a hospital for guys who are ok but wanna have a adjustable bed

clumpy-mixture:

slimetony:

Scientists would get a lot more studies done if they would just get together and agree on doing one very big experiment that answers all the questions we have

GOD YOU HAVE NEVER SAID SOMETHING FUNNY EVER PLEASE ACTUALLY STOP POSTING WE HATE YOU IT’S NOT A JOKE

Would you say something like this to me if i was already curled up in a big ball on the ground and crying my eyes out and hiccuping and sneezing

slimetony:

slimetony:

I need a beautiful woman to unplug my life support machine

I’d taken mushrooms and accidentally paid 25 dollars to blaze this post at some point during that experience

They should have a clause that lets me get that money back so i can spend it on something even less useful

slimetony:

I need a beautiful woman to unplug my life support machine

I’d taken mushrooms and accidentally paid 25 dollars to blaze this post at some point during that experience

I need a beautiful woman to unplug my life support machine

sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

I Think Today I Will Inhabit The Mind Body And Soul Of One Very Special Tumblr User

U Wish It Could Be U

lewwd:

choose ur fighter

magnetic-deflection:

balaclava-trismegistus:

balaclava-trismegistus:

got a cool new jacket lemme post a pic

looks great .hey yuore kinda cute

hellbabyfromhell:

I am living vicariously through you and its so boring. Do something interesting

gay-jewish-bucky:

slimetony:

slimetony:

I illegally sold the rights to the Randy Your Sticks post to several venture capital firms and I ran off with all the money to Dayton Ohio where I’ve built a beautiful life with my wife and twelve children

eleven children

what happened to the twelfth?

The Dayton Ohio Child Endangerer got him or her

slimetony:

I illegally sold the rights to the Randy Your Sticks post to several venture capital firms and I ran off with all the money to Dayton Ohio where I’ve built a beautiful life with my wife and twelve children

eleven children

I illegally sold the rights to the Randy Your Sticks post to several venture capital firms and I ran off with all the money to Dayton Ohio where I’ve built a beautiful life with my wife and twelve children

slimetony:

I am going to lose my job at NASA all the astronauts fell out of the rocket becuase i forgot to put a door on it🙈

I thought every thing was going well until a guy fell out

I am going to lose my job at NASA all the astronauts fell out of the rocket becuase i forgot to put a door on it🙈